A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can ask
for whatever he wants, but his mother-in-law gets double of what he gets.
The man thinks for a moment and says, Okay, give me a million dollars and beat me till I’m half dead."
Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for
marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
The most effective way to remember your wife’s
birthday is to forget it once.
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