wife.........REal WIFE ? :)

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s
office.
After his checkup, the doctor called the wife
into his
office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering
from
a very severe stress disorder. If you don’t do
the
following, your husband will surely die.”
“Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be
pleasant at all times. For lunch make him a
nutritious
meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal
for
him. Don’t burden him with chores. Don’t discuss
your
problems with him, it will only make his stress
worse.
No nagging. And most importantly, make love
with
your husband several times a week. If you can do
this
for the next 10 months to a year, I think your
husband
will regain his health completely.”
On the way home, the husband asked his wife.
“What
did the doctor say?”
“He said you’re going to die," she replied.


** unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of Truth! **

That’s a real funny joke

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She just said she wasnt doing those things.
But I would if it was life or death lol
just kidding

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A~A~S~I~Y~A~H

[This message has been edited by Aasiyah (edited May 12, 2001).]

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Oh so cruel…

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One out of four people in this country are mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends - and if they seem okay, then you’re the one!

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I am gonna be a MOMMY