A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen.
“Careful,” he said, “CAREFUL!
Put in some more butter!
Oh my GOD!
You’re cooking too many at once.
TOO MANY!
Turn them!
TURN THEM NOW!
We need more butter.
Oh my GOD!
WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER?
They’re going to STICK!
Careful. CAREFUL!
I said be CAREFUL!
You NEVER listen to me when you’re cooking!
Never!
Turn them!
Hurry up!
Are you CRAZY?
Have you LOST your mind?
Don’t forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the salt.
USE THE SALT!
THE SALT!”
The wife stared at him. “What in the world is wrong with you? You think I don’t know how to fry a couple of eggs?”
The husband calmly replied with a grin, “I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I’m driving.”
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claim an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.
However, you may well NOT know that in the month of March 1948,
exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr.;
Hillary Rodham; John F. Kerry; William Jefferson Clinton; Howard Dean; Nancy Pelosi; Dianne Feinstein; Charles E. Schumer; and Barbara Boxer were born.
That piece of information has now cleared up a lot of things. :D
hahahahahhaahahaha 
