Dear Tech Support Team:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1..0.
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.
In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.
Applications such as BachelorNights 10.3, Cricket 5.0 , BeerWithBuddies 7.5, and Outings 3.6 no longer runs, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications.
I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0 , but the 'uninstall ’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.
Please help!
Thanks,
"A Troubled User
Reply from the Support Team
Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that people complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.
It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) ..
I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.
I suggest installing the background application " Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3..0, Cook 1.5 and DoLaundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program NagNag 9.5 .
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1..0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend
Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0
STATUTORY WARNING : DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
Best of luck,
Tech Support…
**Hamara Tabsara Urdu meen **
mousoof key system ki requirement poori naheen leg reheen heen, or inko " In-Laws " kay virus kay khatree kaa ubhi pataa naheeen lagtaa.
khas tour per Mother-in-Law or Father-in-Law nami rootkits , ziada khatarnak hooti heen.
is ka illaaj siyanoon ney " ServicePack 1.0 " ki soorat meen nikalaa hey ,
… jis meen sub say ahem apni amdani kaa 130% aap ko zooja mohtarma ki khidmat meen her maheenay peysh kertey rehna hey…
warna taraha tarha kay " errors " aanaa shiroo hoo jaatey heen.
uskay Illawa " zaiwart " key latest version , or " neyee design " kay kaproon kay latest version bhi install kertey rehna zaroori hey.
baaz nadan dost wife 1.0 per wife2.0 say ley ker wife 4.0 iskay ooper install kernay ki ghaltee kertey heen , or baad meen pachttey heen , so aisyee ghalti kerney say bhi ijtanab kareen
Mazeed agar koi " hifazati " tarakeeb kissi kay ilm meen hon to mafae-e-ama kay liyee yehan tehreer ker deyn
boht soon kaa bhalaa hoo gaa.
