A software engineer wrote:
Subject: Failed Upgrade
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife
1.0
and noticed that the
new program began unexpected child processing that
took up a lot of space
and valuable resources. No mention of this
phenomenon was included in the
product brochure. In addition, Wife 1.0 installs
itself into all other
programs and launches during system
initialization,
where it monitors all
other system activity. Applications such as
Smoking
10.3, Boozing 2.5 and
Saturday Night Pubs 5.0 no longer run, crashing
the
system whenever
selected. I cannot keep Wife 1.0 in the background
while attempting to run
some of my other favorite applications like Night
Club 4.3, Dance ‘n’ Drink
2.0 and Bachelor Party 7.77. I am thinking about
going back to Girlfriend
7.0, but the uninstall does not work on this
program. Once I tried to
uninstall Wife 1.0 but got this error: “General
Protection Fault in module
House Security. The Uninstallation will abort.”
Can you help me, please?Here was the reply from Tech Support:
Re: Failed Upgrade
This is a very common problem among men, but it is
due mostly to a primary
misconception. Many people upgrade from Girlfriend
7.0 to Wife 1.0 with the
idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a UTILITIES &
ENTERTAINMENT program. Wife 1.0
is actually an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by
its
creator to run
everything. It is unlikely you would be able to
purge Wife 1.0 and still
convert back to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible
to
uninstall, delete, or
purge Wife 1.0 from the system once installed. You
cannot go back to
Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to
do this. Some have tried
to install Girlfriend 8.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up
with more problems than the
original system. Look in your manual under
“Warnings-Alimony/Child Support;”
this was given to you at time of registration with
Wife 1.0. I recommend you
keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
Having Wife 1.0 installed
myself, I might also suggest you read the entire
section regarding General
Partnership Faults (GPFs). The best course of
action
will be to enter the
command C:\APOLOGIZE. In fact I would suggest you
use this command every
time Wife 1.0 crashes on your system. Wife 1.0 is
a
great program, but very
high maintenance. Consider buying additional
software to improve the
performance of Wife 1.0. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and
Chocolates 5.0 or
Movies 4.5. Do not, under any circumstances, install
Visual Secretary With
Short Skirt 3.3. This is not a supported application
for Wife 1.0 and is
likely to cause irreversible damage to the operating
system. Recent surveys
show add-ons like Visual Dress 2.0, Diamond Necklace
3.0, and A Quick Tour
To Temple 1.0 are the best Third Party tools
supported by Wife 1.0 to allow
it to run smoothly and effectively.
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