Why you aren't married

[Ghost14]

Re: Why you aren’t married

@chaibiskut

Hating Sarah Palin and the military-industrial-complex makes you a biatch.

Say whaaaaa?

Ok, it makes sense now. If you express strong opinions about climate change or corporate lobbying, a man will soil himself out of fear because you’re “not being nice to him.” The answer, girlfriend, is adopting the appeal of - wait for it - Kim Kardashian! So toss that copy of Foreign Affairs and learn to smile, wiggle and make a sex tape.

Genius.

I want both, is that too much to ask? Jedi in the streets, Sith in the sheets.