Why won't people stop trying to set me up and asking why I'm not married!

[sweefs]

Re: Why won’t people stop trying to set me up and asking why I’m not married!

@badabing

I spoke to my mum today, who informs me that an aunty jee came to their house today and let them know about an eligible girl who has been snapped up. The aunty jee was acting in matam mode about how the girl was perfect for me, but I wasn’t interested - I have too much nakhra apparently. She then went on to ask why am I not married and if my mum was sure that I didn’t have a gori stashed away somewhere. Why can’t pakis mind their own business! FFS! Sorry, rant over.

but but but.. it’s because you’re so amazeballs and all the aunties want a bit of badabing for their betiyaan! how can anyone resist all that class and elegance and gentlemanliness!?