Why Women Should Marry Mama's Boys

[JimmyKimble]

@PSquared

Cure for a Mama’s boy syndrome:

Push him to his mother…tell him to hang out with his mommy, pair dabao his mommy, take his mommy out, feed her, etc etc etc. Seriously, just throw him at her…

You spend a TON of time with his mother and make sure it eats into your alone time with him. This is important.

What usually ends up happening is the man then starts to pull away from his mommy and pulls you too, in which case you pretend to resist and do tons of tareef of his mommy and continue to let her dominate your time.

Presto! One day, he says…I want to spend more time with you…lets move out.

Then, when he goes to mama over the weekend, mama is going to push him back to nagging wifey. To take wifey for shopping. to Listen to her useless whining. To see wife acting “I have headache” .
Then he is going to get bored he is going go to mama and say, mama I cant live without you.
Getting married was a mistake

Then mama is going to smille and make him garem garem prathy… now THATS what we call HAPPY ENDING!!!