· A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.
· On my desk I have a workstation…
· Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
· If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it FedUP?
· Does fuzzy logic tickle?
· If they arrested the Energizer Bunny, would they charge it with battery?
· I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions.
· How come you never hear about grunted employees?
· I don’t have a solution, but I admire your problem.
· If a tin whistle is made out of tin (and it is), then what exactly is a foghorn made out of?
· If quitters never win, and winners never quit, why do people say: “Quit while you’re ahead?”
· OK, who stopped the payment on my reality check?
· I believe the only time the world beats a path to my door is when I’m in the bathroom.
· Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
· What hair color do they put on the driver’s licenses of bald men?
· What WAS the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
· If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
· Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
· Why are they called apartments, when they’re all stuck together?
· Why do people without a watch look at their wrist when you ask them what time it is?
· Why do banks charge you a “non-sufficient funds fee” on money they already know you don’t have?
· Does the reverse side also have a reverse side?
· If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
· What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
· If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other trees make fun of it?
· Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
· When two airplanes almost collide, why do they call it a near miss? It sounds like a near hit instead!
· Why are there 5 syllables in the word “monosyllabic”?
· Why do they call it the Department of the Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
· When I erase a word with a pencil where does it go?
· Why is it when a door is open, it’s ajar, but when a jar’s open, its not adoor??
· If “con” is the opposite of “pro”, then what is the opposite of progress?
· Why do we wait until a pig is dead to “cure” it?
· Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?
· Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
· What do little birdies see when they knocked unconscious?
· Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard?
· If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
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quite funny some of em
poocho poocho aur pooocho, poochnay se knowledge barhti hai
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[This message has been edited by SSultan (edited August 20, 2001).]