Re: Why TLK?
ASN tum ko constipation na ho jaye is leye main keh deta hoon
here goes a cheap punjabi stage drama joke :
Once a newly married man goes to his in-laws city for the first time … for the sake of converstation he asks his young brother in Law
*Hor sunao ! Tuwadey Ilaaqey di sab tuon mash’hoor shai kerhi ai ? *
Jerhi Sab toun mash’hoor si ou tey tussi le gaye ho ! 
Sala sahab says instantaniously