Why Studentz fail in Exam...hehe

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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**It’s not the fault of the student if he fails,
because the year ONLY has 365’ days.

Typical academic year for a student:

**1. Sundays-52, Sundays in a year, you
know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.

  1. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and
    difficult to study.Days left 263.

  2. 8 hours daily sleep- 130 days GONE. Days left

  1. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health)
    means 15 days. Days left 126.

  2. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies
    (chewing properly & swallowing)- means 30days. Days left 96.

**

**6. ****1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days. Days left
81.

  1. Exam days- per year at least 35 days. Days left

  1. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival
    (holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days.

  2. For sickness- at least 3 days. Remaining days=3.

  3. Movies and functions - at least 2 days. 1 day
    left.

**

**11. ****That 1 day is your birthday. ***

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam...hehe

Oopsss to ye baat thi....

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam…hehe

:smile: that’s true! explains a lot

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam…hehe

:k:

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam...hehe

Good one.

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam...hehe

Agreed so is that the case with you, i mean are you a failiure your self?

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam…hehe

failiure:barbie: …mez a straight A student:naraz:

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam...hehe

then the above theory even as a joke is a joke. coz ur a Straight A student.

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam…hehe

:hehe:

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam...hehe

Whoever wrote this joke, definately failed his exams, because he doesn't knwo basic maths.

Either calculate days or hours ...

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam...hehe

not a nice excuse

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Re: Why Studentz fail in Exam...hehe

lol...how could i do all that, and never fail at exams???