Why Sardars are not scared of AIDS.....

A plane was hijacked and people were scared. Hijackers warned that they are not going to kill any one but will just give an injection with HIV virus to the one who tries to act like a hero. A Sardar finally decided to save the plane from hijackers. He fought and won against two of them, and then other hijackers arrested him and gave him the injection.

Sardar was sitting on his seat and was embarrassed for his failure when one person asked him:
“Sardar G, are you not scared of AIDS?”

Sardar stared at that person as if he was stupid, and replied:
“I am always having a condom…”

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its not the joke, but the accent taht made me lauff! :rotfl:

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^HAHA SAME :rotfl:

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hahahaha...........chakde !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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:rotfl: Hehehe! Aqalband sardarjee! :rotfl:

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its like field worker for family planning showing a farmer how to wear condom by rolling it down on the middle finger, then the farmer is cursing field worker next month as his wife still got pregnant.

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the actual joke is in punjabi - and its hillarious when told in true desi punjabi style

The punch line "Oyee mainoo tay AIDs ho hi nai sakdi, maiN kandam payaa aay"

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Kandam…:rotfl:

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The last sentence of the original joke is in punjabi,

A bus was travelling from Jalandhar to Ambala when few robbers boarded the bus with AIDS injection & asked all the pessengars to handover their belongings. One young sardar refused. People started telling him, dont waste ur life & youth & give ur belongings. He refused.

Robbers injected him and flew off. Other passengers started taking a pity on him. He got angry & said, Minu AIDS nahee honee. Others asked him how come. He replied, oye pagalo main condom paya hoya ay.