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- One in every 50 McNuggets has a pink, cord-like tail
- Filet-o-Fish actually just deep fried plywood
- You know those fancy french fries? Them boys ain’t exactly coming from France
- A woman from Delaware ate three big Macs at one sitting, and her ass inflated so rapidly that her car turned over
- Mayor McCheese videotaped in hotel room smoking ketchup-flavored crack
- Red clown hairs in the fries
- Grimace keeps breaks into furniture stores and trying to mate with the bean-bag chairs
- Found a McNail in the McNuggets
- When asking, “would you like fries with that?” counterperson forgot to add “Mr. President” (roll Clinton graphic)
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- That ain’t special sauce