A general went to visit the front-line on the border and rockets started falling right and left of the bunker. So Gen and his companions took shelter in the bunker. Once it all stopped, Gen asked the soldier (posted on that bunker)
Gen: Since how long this is happening
Soldier: Everyday ....2 ..3 times enemy guy fires the rocket and bombs
Gen (now angry): Why dont we reply?
Soldier: Well sir, if we reply and enemy guy got killed, they might send someone with better aiming capabilities
lol