Why men die young

Do you know how tough it is being a man…? If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat race, you’re a male chauvinist.

If you stay home and do the housework, you’re a pansy. If you work too hard there is never any time for her. If you don’t work enough, you’re a good-for-nothing bum.

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, this is exploitation. If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your ass and find something better.

If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism. If she gets a job ahead of you, it’s equal opportunity.

If you mention how nice she looks, it’s sexual harassment. If you keep quiet, it’s male indifference. If you cry, you’re a wimp. If you don’t, you’re an insensitive *******.

If you make a decision without consulting her, you’re a chauvinist. If she makes a decision without consulting you, she’s a liberated
woman.

If you ask her to do something she doesn’t enjoy, that’s domination. If she asks you, it’s a favor.

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you’re pervert. If you don’t, you’re gay.

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you’re sexist. If you don’t, you’re unromantic.

If you try to keep yourself in shape, you’re vain. If you don’t, you’re a slob.

If you buy her flowers, you’re after something. If you don’t, you’re not thoughtful.

If you’re proud of your achievements, you’re full of yourself. If you don’t, you’re not ambitious.

If she has a headache, she’s tired. If you have a headache, you don’t love her anymore.

If you want it Too often, you’re oversexed. if you don’t, there must be someone else.

NO WONDER MEN DIE BEFORE WOMEN!

THEY WANT TO!!

Re: Why men die young

why are you so obsessed with women, tehre are other more controversial improperties in the world. Like for example lookism

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lol... thats funny! unfortunately a truth for the males in this day & age.

but there are other factors in the earlier death of men...

  1. Men are less likely to admit if they are sick

  2. Men are less likely seek help if they are sick

  3. Men have a greater tendency to keep their feelings inside

~ well there are several other factors, but i think i wont bore you anymore with the scientific studies.

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I am obsessed becasuse i love women. What can i say i am a freak.

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wtf how does that make any sense? nonsense

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dont cry in spilled milk cm. there ARE women out there who can earn a good living and have a good head on their shoulders but prefer a husband who can bring home the bacon so that they can attend to hearth and home. You might have to look harder but they DO exist. You know, its a tough thing for me, when my beautifully dressed, handsome hubby comes home at the end of a looooooong day with 3 boy babies and he goes out to the garage to exercise instead of giving the mama a break. But know what? I am SO glad that he is taking care of himself, staying healthy etc. Yes there is unfairness in the world but nothing is more important than hearth and homeh.

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Maybe you should stop looking for a woman if you wish to have a long life....perhaps a man will be better equipped to fulfil your needs.

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Reach puberty before posting.
It's called psrps oh wait sorry wrong acronym. RPBP.

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Ok...people need to understand the gross generalization to create humor concept.

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:rotfl: i found it funny

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Yeah that sounds like love.

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I said obsession, that would alone denote the meaning i was impling to the sentence.

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Well that’s atleast one thing you have control over :stuck_out_tongue:

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If we got laid more then we wouldn't want to die.

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CM you're either a terrible lover..or doggone ugly...or there aren't any real women where you're at.

In your case it might be all 3.

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You forgot number 4. I ain't human.

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CM…shurrap…:hug:

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well.. they can always turn gay so they dont have to deal with women at all.

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indeed..but poor CM "loves" women

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Obsessed. Not love. Obsessed.