Why Men Are (Justifiably) Proud Of Themselves

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Why Men Are (Justifiably) Proud Of Themselves

  1. We know stuff about guns
  2. A 2-week trip requires only one suitcase
  3. We can open all our own jars
  4. We can go to the bathroom without a support group
  5. We don’t have to learn to spell a new last name
  6. We can leave a motel bed unmade
  7. We can kill our own food
  8. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness
  9. Wedding plans take care of themselves
  10. If someone forgets to invite us to something they can still be our
    friend
  11. Underwear is $10 a three-pack
  12. If you are 34 and single nobody notices
  13. Everything on our faces stays the original color
  14. Three pair of shoes are more than enough
  15. We don’t have to clean the house if the meter reader is coming
  16. Car mechanics tell us the truth
  17. We can sit quietly and watch a game with a friend for hours without
    thinking “He must be mad at me.”
  18. Same work-more pay
  19. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character
  20. We can drop by and see a friend without having to bring a little gift
  21. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit you just might
    become lifelong friends
  22. Your pals will never trap you with: “So, notice anything different?”
  23. We are not expected to know the names of more than 5 colors
  24. We never have a “strap problem” in public
  25. We are totally unable to see wrinkles in our clothes
  26. The same hairstyle lasts for years-maybe decades
  27. We don’t have to shave below the neck
  28. A few belches are expected and tolerated
  29. Our belly usually hides our big hips
  30. One wallet, one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons
  31. We can do our nails with a pocketknife
  32. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
  33. Christmas shopping can be accomplished for 25 people on the day before
    Christmas and in 45 minutes
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man,
i've had enough of this. i've seem your posts around amigo.
and from them, i've concluded one thing for sure: you are one sexist pig.

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[quote]
Originally posted by aphrodite:
man,
i've had enough of this. i've seem your posts around amigo.
and from them, i've concluded one thing for sure: you are one sexist pig.
[/quote]

I am very angry but I won't say anything. Because sometime the best answer is to keep quite and not say anything.

I would just request to the admin of this forum to please advise this guy from making comments like these.

take care every body and Allah Hafiz

naeem

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u think i'm a guy????

okay.
whtever.

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http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

.. joke nay itna nahin hansaaya jitna comments nay …

yar khuda ko maano ehehehehehhee .. greek mythology ki kitab kholo literature type ki, aur dekho aphrodite kon thee ..

Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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in other words guys don’t need 2 bother with anything

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

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yawn.

confused jaani, vaisay, aik haftay pehlay, mainay encyclopedia koli thee dheknay k liyay k vaisay yai Aphrodite kasee taraiN ki goddess thi.
pata hai, k yai **Goddess of Love ** kee hai? which i lack a lot (the love bit) but oh well, you’re not exactly always confused 24-7. sometimes you actually do make a lot of sense. khair,
sweets, if you look back in the 10+ days in the image gallery, you’ll understand & agree with my comments in the first post here.

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

unless ofcourse pristine moderator saab already deleted some of his threads.

[This message has been edited by aphrodite (edited January 25, 2001).]

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naeem. if you cant reply to someones comments decently, its best not to reply at all. This is the jokes forum and i wont let it turn into a slugfest here.

This goes for everyone else as well.

[This message has been edited by Akif (edited January 28, 2001).]

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yawn.
someone get me a pillow.

[This message has been edited by aphrodite (edited January 28, 2001).]

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amazing .. aphrodite yar .. come on .. encyclopedia dekhnay ka matlab nahin tha mera .. but still, yeah, scratches head, i was confused whether it was the goddess of love or the goddess of telecommunications .. (always get confused in both of them together), ..

khair lagta hay aapko takyay, aur doosray ko aag bujhaanay walay aalay ki zaroorat hay

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/hehe.gif

Never frown, even when your are sad,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

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naeem that made me smile

http://www3.pak.org/gupshup/smilies/smile.gif

Nice one and keep your cool.

Who says nothing is impossible? I’ve been doing nothing all my life!

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That was so fuuny. I enjoyed reading that...

come on guys...it's a joke.

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excellent joke mate
kieep it up
really enjoyed it
and its all true