Why men are always happy...?

1 - Their last name stays with them forever.

2 - Phone conversations are to the point and last few seconds to few minutes.

3 - A five day vacation requires only one jeans.

4 - If someone forgets to invite them, they can still be their friends.

5- The same hair style lasts for years or even decades.

6- They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes.

7- They don’t freak out when they go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies.

8- No need to wear make up when outing

9- They are happy and OK without looking at themselves in the mirrors.

10- Can enjoy at water parks wearing white t-shirt or for that matter no t-shirt.

11- People are never seen staring at their chest while talking to them.

12- Two pair of shoes is more than sufficient for them.

13- Everything stays in original color on their faces.

14- They can wear shorts no matter how weird their legs look.

15- One wallet is enough for all the seasons.

16- They are unable to see wrinkles in their clothes.

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LOL this is pretty funny. Did you write this ^?

ps: #11 = not always true! ...if you have a body like Hrithik Roshan or Salman Khan <3

Re: Why men are always happy...?

because women think their life isn't complete until they have a husband and children and a house of her own while men are mast malang [happy-go-lucky type] who do NOT have any such concept of completeness of life. har Haal meN ham Khush rahte haiN! :)

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^^^ hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha :omg: :rotfl:

oh my GOD

Just awwwwwesomeee :hehe:

some of these things are very true :cb:

:yahoo:


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Nope....

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hmmmmmmmm :hmmm:

khush to rehte hein hum :hehe: :shoaby:

:yahoo: :sadiyah:

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Absolutely true about us!

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  1. They can open all their own jars.

  2. underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

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awwwwwwww hahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahaha :omg: :rotfl:

:cb: last point lazmi likhna tha :hehe:

koi haal nai aapka :cb:

:rotfl:

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This is all true. Women effin' suck.

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effin matlab ?? :konfused:

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^
It's a naughty word HM. Don't say it/

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It’s like saying “not really”. So if you want to say that women don’t really suck, you would say “women effin suck”. If someone isn’t a piece of ish, you would say that they’re an “effin piece of ish”.

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Also men can go out on their own at any time of the day or night without anyone bothering them. I admit this is the thing I envy the most about men!

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oh ok Bhaiya Thank You… :@:

ohhhhh :open_mouth: :eek:

opsss… :-/

then we must avoid it :cb: