Why Its great to be a guy!!!

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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** Reasons Why It’s Great To Be A Guy**

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  1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  2. You know stuff about tanks.
  3. A 5 day vacation requires only one suitcase.
  4. Monday Night Football.
  5. You can open all your own jars.
  6. Old friends don’t give a crap whether you’ve lost or gained weight
  7. Your last name stays put.
  8. The garage is all yours.
  9. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
  10. Your underwear is $10 for a three-pack.
  11. None of your co-workers has the power to make you cry.
  12. If you’re 34 and single, nobody even notices.
  13. Chocolate is just another snack.
  14. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger’s seat.
  15. You never have to worry about other people’s feelings.
  16. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.
  17. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.
  18. Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  19. One mood, all the time
  20. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.
  21. You never have to drive on to another gas station because this one’s just too skeevy.
  22. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.
  23. You can sit with you knees apart no matter what you’re wearing.
  24. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character.
  25. The remote control is yours and yours alone.
  26. ESPN’s SportsCenter.
  27. If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell your other friends you’ve changed.
  28. Baywatch
    *]There’s always a game on somewhere. **
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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

:)

1 is missing

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

not that funny

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

why its so great to be a guy

you are so dumb nobody bothers to hve a convo more den 30 second

why call everyone "DEAR"
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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

^^^^^ Jealous girls. Jealous of a guy whose name is Chintu-Bhopali. How weird is that?

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

I like the woman version better

Why Its great to be a woman!

  1. All doors are opened and everyone lets you pass.
  2. You can walk into any meeting without appointment.
  3. You don't wait in lines.
  4. You don't have to wear 3 colors all your life.
  5. You don't have to have one hair do all your life.
  6. You don't wait for anyone, they always wait for you.
  7. You can have shoes of different heights.
  8. Your sensitivities always have to be protected.
  9. The bedroom is yours.
  10. The living and dining rooms are yours.
  11. You decide everything in weddings.
  12. You decide the color of everything at home.
  13. Your mother is more important than . . . (Dare I say it?).
  14. Your father is more important than . . . (Dare I say it?).
  15. People change tires for you.
  16. People carry your shopping for you.
  17. You can lift your face, many times.
  18. You can add or remove things to your body and you will be complimented.
  19. If you said : "I love my mother" no one thinks it sissy.
  20. If you said : "I love my father" no one thinks you have homosexual tendencies.
  21. You can kiss and hug within your gender.
  22. In a Shopping Mall, you have a 10 to 1 advantage in the number of shops you can visit.
  23. You get 10 to 1 advantage in weekends visiting your parents.
  24. You can sit in the lap of the boss and get promoted.
  25. You can take people to court because they gave you a sexual compliment.
  26. You can sit in the front seat in class and get better grades.
  27. No matter how ugly you are, there will be someone to admire your body.
  28. ALL the great pharmaceutical companies in the world spend R&D money to make you last longer and stay beautiful.
  29. censored
  30. You don't get introduced second. *]When you cause driving accidents, no one beats you up.
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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

^^^ I need to know number 29

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

Its a guy thing you won't understand

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

:sweetif:Rahul knows everything

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

rahul ??? who?

Whats the difference
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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

Its a girlsish thing

Girls know all abt Rahul…u wont understand:halo:

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

more than the reasons, its ppl's comments; that r hillarious LOL

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

:omg:

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

u weirdo guy !

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

Ladki log jeans/T-shirt pehnti hain.

kabhi kisi ladke ko lipstick, mehendi, choti/gut/paranda/joode ya phir saadi pehne hue dekha hai main dekha hai kya kisine?

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

:dixsi:…yay

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

:)

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Re: Why Its great to be a guy!!!

:omg: