You can “do” your nails with a pocketknife.
You don’t have to shave below your neck.
Car mechanics tell you the truth.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You don’t care if someone notices your new haircut.
You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too “icky”.
People never stare at your chest when you’re talking to them.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can leave the motel bed unmade.
Dry cleaners and hair stylists don’t rob you blind.
If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.
If you are 34 and single, nobody notices.
You don’t have to clean your apartment if the maid is coming.
You can quietly watch a game with a buddy for hours without thinking: “He must be mad at me.”
You can drop by to see a friend without having to bring a little gift.
You are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
You can do Eid shopping for 25 relatives, on Chand Raat, in 45 minutes.
…GOOOD STUFFFF
