Why Is It Embarrassing To Fart?

Re: Why Is It Embarrassing To Fart?

i am inventing a device called "FART WHISTLE". THIS DEVICE ONE COULD INSERTED IN AND WHEN FART COMES THEN NICE WHISTLE SOUND COMES OUT THEN MY NEXT VERSION WOULD BE HIGH DEFINITION "HD FART WHISTLE" WHICH WOULD COME WITH DIFFERENT SOUNDS LIKE TABLA, SITAAR, DRUM, PIANO, FLUTE ETC ETC AND ALSO TO DETER THE SMELL IT WOULD COME WITH WHEN FARTED GIVE AGARBATTI, DIFF FLOWER SCENTS, POT PURI, VERSACHI, ANAIS ANAIS, GUCCI, KOOL, KELVIN KLEIN WAGHERA WAGHERA. IF U NEED TO ORDER WAIT FOR MY AD IN MAJOR MEDIA AND ONE MODEL WOULD BE FARTGURU.