Why Is It Embarrassing To Fart?

phatima · July 13, 2005, 4:42pm

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It's because it usually smells nasty. Especially if you've had your share of desi khana just before.

halwakaddu · July 13, 2005, 9:28pm

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I Wonder Where Is Fartguru Nowadays

shruck · July 14, 2005, 1:23am

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i am inventing a device called "FART WHISTLE". THIS DEVICE ONE COULD INSERTED IN AND WHEN FART COMES THEN NICE WHISTLE SOUND COMES OUT THEN MY NEXT VERSION WOULD BE HIGH DEFINITION "HD FART WHISTLE" WHICH WOULD COME WITH DIFFERENT SOUNDS LIKE TABLA, SITAAR, DRUM, PIANO, FLUTE ETC ETC AND ALSO TO DETER THE SMELL IT WOULD COME WITH WHEN FARTED GIVE AGARBATTI, DIFF FLOWER SCENTS, POT PURI, VERSACHI, ANAIS ANAIS, GUCCI, KOOL, KELVIN KLEIN WAGHERA WAGHERA. IF U NEED TO ORDER WAIT FOR MY AD IN MAJOR MEDIA AND ONE MODEL WOULD BE FARTGURU.

ShaRaRa · July 14, 2005, 10:45am

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my brother just farted and hes not even embarrassed

Typing with one hand and holding my nose with the other

mAd_ScIeNtIsT · July 14, 2005, 10:48am

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cheering sharara's brother

phatima · July 14, 2005, 4:19pm

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shruck - haha man what the hell are you smokin?! hehe

shruck · July 14, 2005, 4:44pm

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peetiyan nay te rab nal gallaan keetian nay!