Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

The education system is a conspiracy ,
The financial system is a conspiracy ,
The banking system is a conspiracy,
The UNO is a conspiracy,
Dollar being most popular currency is a conspiracy,
9/11 is a conspiracy,
Moon landing is a conspiracy,
Space program is a conspiracy,
Democracy is a conspiracy,
Whole medical system is a conspiracy , doctors , hospitals , labs the whole nine yards.

Even well educated , broad minded desi will believe in one or more of these conspiracy theories . Why O why ?

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

I've said this before, but in Pakistan, conspiracy theories have become a psychological coping mechanism for the social anxiety that people experience on a daily basis.

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Many desi folks abroad also believe in one or more of those conspiracy theories.

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and OBL raid was a U.S. conspiracy against Pakistan lol :@:

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

because alot of these things have some level of corruption behind them

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

You forgot the main one. All the terrorist attacks, suicide bombings, ethnic/religious killings, targeted killings are also all conspiracies.

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I don't know. I wonder this too. :/

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

Its obvious......you are a Mossad agent

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

Another conspiracy theory. :@:

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Everything being a conspiracy for desi folks ..... is ..........

..... juat another conspiracy theory .... :)

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

:rotfl: I did not realize that my thread is also a conspiracy of Jews, MOSSAD , Israel. :smiley:

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

mujhey tu yee thread hee yahodioon ki sazish lagta hai :hoonh:

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

Are you suggesting that Mirch is actually a watermelon wearing a red chili costume? I knew it.

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

^more like a yahoodi wearing lungi banyaan :hmmm:

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

Because everything is a conspiracy. And behind it all are the space lizards who are our true masters.

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

Mastana Dead, CONSPIRACY!

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Mirch, you are a CIA agent right?

This thread is a yet another conspiracy against Pakistan.

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Yep and you are next on my list , I know where you live. :x2:

Re: Why is everything a conspiracy for desi folks ?

What goes around in our country, people find it difficult to digest and have to fall back on conspiracy theories to get some kind of solace.

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True.

But seriously there is all sorts of weird stuff that goes on too. Raymond Davis for one, we have about 700 of these CIA agents in the country, no one knows what they're up to and naturally people come up with all sorts of conspiracy theories. American drones violate our sovereignty and strike innocent people everyday, again what do you expect. In a country where misinformation is rife, education is scarce and journalists get abducted and killed by unknown agencies, there are bound to be conspiracy theories.