Why is everyone so eager to come to the UK?

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Oh my Godddd… It’s like every God damn conversation I have on MSN leads to the same thing… :smack:

I’ve changed the names… I’m Incubus. :devil:

Enjoy.. :rotfl:

Incubus says:

Salamoona!!

Knob Cheese says:

HI

Knob Cheese says:

HOW ARE YOU?

Incubus says:

Khub astom, tashakor

Incubus says:

u?

Knob Cheese says:

i am fine

Knob Cheese says:

but too bored

Knob Cheese says:

what about you

Incubus says:

yeah same here

Knob Cheese says:

so i think you got my id from *******.com

Knob Cheese says:

right

Incubus says:

yep

Incubus says:

how old r u?

Knob Cheese says:

21

Knob Cheese says:

and you

Incubus says:

18

Incubus says:

You are Afghan right?

Knob Cheese says:

yea

Incubus says:

Pashtun?

Knob Cheese says:

afghan

Knob Cheese says:

yea pashtun

Incubus says:

coool

Incubus says:

which part of Pakistan u in?

Knob Cheese says:

but my birth was here in Peshawar

Knob Cheese says:

so thats why i got the nationlaity of htere

Incubus says:

coool

Knob Cheese says:

hmm from kabul

Knob Cheese says:

and you

Incubus says:

from Attock

Incubus says:

in Pakistan

Knob Cheese says:

ohhh

Knob Cheese says:

thats great

Incubus says:

thanks

Knob Cheese says:

so that’s why you can speak pashtoo n dari too

Knob Cheese says:

wow i dont belive that i will find someone like you

Knob Cheese says:

wait

Incubus says:

i can understand and speak a bit of both

Incubus says:

im of Pashtun descent but our people adopted Hindko (a Hindustani language)

Incubus says:

but we’re not ethnically Panjabi or Hindostani or anything

Knob Cheese says:

hmm

Knob Cheese says:

i am back now

Incubus says:

like some Pashtuns in Kabul speak Dari our ancestors adopted Hindko from the Hindu bazarwal and stuff who outnumbered in those days

Knob Cheese says:

so nice to know all that about you

Knob Cheese says:

can i know you are age

Incubus says:

18

Knob Cheese says:

oky cool

Knob Cheese says:

so where are you chatting from

Knob Cheese says:

and what are you intersted in

Incubus says:

I’m currently living in the UK

Incubus says:

Manchester

Incubus says:

u?

Knob Cheese says:

hmm grt

Knob Cheese says:

dont ask me

Knob Cheese says:

i am living in peshawar

Knob Cheese says:

still here

Knob Cheese says:

and too bored here

Incubus says:

r u studying?

Knob Cheese says:

so can i know your name

Knob Cheese says:

yea doing bcs

Incubus says:

I’m Incubus

Incubus says:

and you’re Knob right?

Knob Cheese says:

hmm me Knob

Knob Cheese says:

yea right

Knob Cheese says:

so you didnt told me that what are you intersted in

Incubus says:

everything

Incubus says:

what are you interested in?

Knob Cheese says:

well to be honest

Knob Cheese says:

i want a MOC

Knob Cheese says:

hope you understand what i mean

Incubus says:

what’s a moc?

Knob Cheese says:

hmmm like paper marriage

Incubus says:

why?

Knob Cheese says:

coz i want to leave pak and see the world

Knob Cheese says:

but its too hard to do that in here

Knob Cheese says:

and i have got money too

Knob Cheese says:

i mean i have heard about paper marriages for money

Knob Cheese says:

so even i am ready to pay for paper marriage

Incubus says:

why don’t you apply for asylum instead?

Knob Cheese says:

whats assylum

Knob Cheese says:

ohhh you mean ssylum case

Knob Cheese says:

hmmm

Knob Cheese says:

i got it

Incubus says:

yeah

Knob Cheese says:

you know that now its not accepted in uk

Incubus says:

oh ok

Incubus says:

i didn’t know

Knob Cheese says:

well can you do something for me

Incubus says:

i’ll look around and try finding a British girl who’s willing to do a MOC, I would have married you myself but gay marriages are not legal yet in this country.

Incubus says:

for you

Knob Cheese says:

hmmm thats will be so nice of you

Knob Cheese says:

Incubus

Incubus says:

no problem

Knob Cheese says:

i am giving you my cell phone number oky

Incubus says:

ok

Knob Cheese says:

Incubus says:

thanks

Incubus says:

i’ve wrote it down

Knob Cheese says:

and listen Incubus

Incubus says:

yea

Knob Cheese says:

i am a good looking guy oky

Knob Cheese says:

if you want my pic,s so i will send you tht

Knob Cheese says:

and i can pay for Moc oky

Incubus says:

can u show me ur pic?

Knob Cheese says:

not now

Incubus says:

i’ll try finding a girl who’ll do it for free

Knob Cheese says:

coz i am in freind,s home and i dont got my pic,s

Knob Cheese says:

here

Incubus says:

ok

Knob Cheese says:

no Incubus money is not important

Knob Cheese says:

i want to get out of here as soon as i can

Knob Cheese says:

so if you help me with this so i promise that i will never forget it

Knob Cheese says:

and will do anything for you oky

Knob Cheese says:

so hope you understand my feeling,s

Knob Cheese says:

and Incubus you know lesbian girl,s are always ready to do Moc on money base oky

Knob Cheese says:

so i dont want you to try for me i want you to do this for me and if you want so you can do that

Knob Cheese says:

you know what i mean

Knob Cheese says:

Incubus says:

i will

Knob Cheese says:

so you will inform me by mail

Knob Cheese says:

or by text msg to my cell phone

Incubus says:

yes i have some female friends in college and work, i’m off work for a week but i’ll be going back next week so i will talk to them and get back to you

Knob Cheese says:

hmm that will be so nice of you

Knob Cheese says:

well thanx for that

Knob Cheese says:

and yea Incubus if you need anything anything from peshawar call me and tell me oky

Knob Cheese says:

i will do my best to do that for you

Incubus says:

Lar sha Pekhawar ta kameez toor mala rara, taza taza guloona salor mala rara… :smiley:

Knob Cheese says:

so i will wait for you

Incubus says:

ok

Incubus says:

l have to go now.. nice talking to you, i’ll get back to you as soon as possible.. Da Khudai Paman

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Re: Why is everyone so eager to come to the UK?

This would be easier to read without the MS Sans Serif Tags. As is I can't read it all.

Let me know when you've edited out the tags and I'll take a look at this thread again.

Paglo!
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Re: Why is everyone so eager to come to the UK?

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me neither..cna't read a thing

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Fixed.. :snooty:

Paglo!
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what a loser

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I read it and find it distasteful.

*naraz*
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kaun ham ya woh?

how do u laugh??
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^^ woh yar ofcourse
waisey u keep a look out for his dream gal for that MOC :P

*naraz*
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its hard to read nah so plz come up with bottom line plz

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Re: Why is everyone so eager to come to the UK?

Chel, look at it from a different point of view

We have a young chap with dreams and desires…he’s seen peopel come back from the west, heard of tehir amazing lives there..teh freedom , the girls the wonderful modern world and he wants its too.

Its very likely that he wishes to work, and save money to send back to his family…he seems young and naive

he just wants to find a way to fulfill these dreams and make a life for himself…and just and has been supplied with information on how to get it.

Marriages of convenience happen, it doesnt seem outlandish to him…

I think what these kids dont realise is taht tehy try SO very hard to get here and then they find that they live in difficult conditions, and work many many hours in places like currry houses or pizza parlours etc for comparitively little pay…

is that the kind of life youd like for yourself?
or for your brothers or children?

So what was the total damage...
So what was the total damage...
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Re: Why is everyone so eager to come to the UK?

:hehe: wat a gay boi

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Re: Why is everyone so eager to come to the UK?

You really don't think people will read that entire conv. do you?

I read the first line...and now posting :)

Who told you everyone is eager to go to UK?! I've been there and if even paid me to go there I wouldn't go.

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i heared many many many people woho come from pakistan to uk.. they regret.. especially the guys..cuz in pakistan everything is done for them.. in uk..(europe) they have to do everything by themself.. like laundry n cookin..thas y they '‘dont like it’..life is harder over there in general..but that what i heared from many people..:hehe: always the same story..

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i hate britain.

i always loved america.

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:yawn:

Mah Artwork
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haha exclude me..

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Re: Why is everyone so eager to come to the UK?

:rotfl:

Hahaha.. I’m not too fond of Britannia neither even though I’m born 'n bred over here, it’s cold, damp and miserable…

I’ve always wished I was rather American, I argue with my parents over why they had to come to this country… America has all the luxuries and more and it still has gorgeous weather like Pak, is it any wonder Americans of Paki descent are more likely to assimilate than Britons of Paki descent?

I’m not too fond of the cities but somewhere like Florida or California would have been ideal for me but after 9/11 I don’t even want to migrate there, xenophobia towards Pakis and Muslims must be pretty high there and rightfully so, I’ll settle with Pakistan.

…I still don’t like the Paki descended Americans though, they look gay and can’t carry it off well, Latinos and Balcks however are hot stuff.

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If the guy was poor and had sisters to wed and younger brothers to send to school and medicine for his gandama then I would sympathise with him but he said he’s pretty rich and just wants to go abroad for the heck of it… He reminds me of my cousins..

I just find it hilarious the way they all want to come abroad when they have everything back home, all the lucuries and evrything.. Besides happiness is in the simple things in life.. i’d rather live backhome anyday, as long as basic pleasures of the flesh are satisfied i dpont care for superficial things like designer clothes, flashy car, latest mobile etc…

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UK? What's that? _

how do u laugh??