Or maybe - I’ll just state some of the things my ex used to say to me:
*Agar main kahoon, delete all your pictures from facebook?
Laga lo pics, marzi tumhari! I dont care
Agar main kahoon, mujhe apna facebook password de do?
Mere paas itna faltu waqt nahin ke tumhari FB check karun..jo kerna hay karo, Mujhay na batao
Agar main kahoon, ditch your friend and skype with me?
Tumharay pas aur koi nahin hay mere ilawa baat kernay ke liye, please kisi se baat waat karo, enjoy karo, I need some time!
Would you choose me or your parents (I said parents, and it resulted in an explosion)
Kesi aurat ho, tumhe apnay maikay janay ka dil nahin chahta? Jao reh ke aao 2,3 roz!!**
Every girl bleeds the first time. Period.
I don’t care if you bled or not!
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*Tumhara mujh se pehle koi boyfriend toh nahi tha na? Pakka?
Boyfriend sab ke hotay hain, meri bhi GFs theen… ab dont ask me the detail, I wont ask about you!!
Hawww, chiffon ki sleeves! Nangay baazoo
Jo pehenna hay pehno, mujhse nahin poocho!
Tum mere liye kya kya kar sakti ho?
seriously!! jo kuch tum mere liye kerti ho wo tumhara farz hay!!
Agar main kahoon, mujhe pyaar do?
Mujhay itna piyar nahin chahye bhaieeeeee, main tumhara bachha nahin hun!
Awara biwi ko toh fauran talaq deni chahiye..|
Awara biwi ko tallaq na dena hi uski saza hay, kahin shadi hi na kar sakay!!
Agar main kahoon, apna Facebook deactivate kar do?
What? Your ex-boyfriend contacted you and you deactivated your account? Activate karo foran aur dubara contact karay to batana!!
Tum sirf meri ho
Nikallo, Filmo main hota hay ke tum sirf meri ho!
Apna saara waqt mujhe de do
Khuda ke liye mujhay thora waqt dedo!
Main baat nahi karta, you didn’t answer my call
Agli dafa washroom tak main phone leke jana!
Main naraaz hoon, mujhe manao
Main naraaz hoon, leave me alone! Mujhse aik dafa bhi baat kernay ki koshish ki to anjaam ki zimmedaar khud hona!
Meri behn toh bahut shareef hai (in my comparison)
Meri behn ko to apnay bhai itnay shareef nahin lagtay jitnay tumhe apnay bhai lagtay hain!
make sure your chacha never hugs you again
Maira cousin larki numa hay, kiya hoa agar usne tumharay kandhay p hath mar diya to?? dont make an issue!*
*tum ne apnay cousin ko facebook pe add kiya? woh larka hai!!! (yes, he had 101 goris on his facebook)
Tumhara koi khaandan hi nahin hay? Facebook p sirf friends hi add hain!!