Or maybe - I’ll just state some of the things my ex used to say to me:
*Agar main kahoon, delete all your pictures from facebook?
Agar main kahoon, mujhe apna facebook password de do?
Agar main kahoon, ditch your friend and skype with me?
Would you choose me or your parents (I said parents, and it resulted in an explosion)
**
Every girl bleeds the first time. Period.
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*Tumhara mujh se pehle koi boyfriend toh nahi tha na? Pakka?
Hawww, chiffon ki sleeves! Nangay baazoo
Tum mere liye kya kya kar sakti ho?
Agar main kahoon, mujhe pyaar do?
Awara biwi ko toh fauran talaq deni chahiye..
Agar main kahoon, apna Facebook deactivate kar do?
Tum sirf meri ho
Apna saara waqt mujhe de do
Main baat nahi karta, you didn’t answer my call
Main naraaz hoon, mujhe manao
Meri behn toh bahut shareef hai (in my comparison)
make sure your chacha never hugs you again
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*tum ne apnay cousin ko facebook pe add kiya? woh larka hai!!! (yes, he had 101 goris on his facebook)
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…And the list goes on. We broke up last year (we were engaged), but I keep wondering, what if my future husband is the same? I’m not ready for such a narrow minded guy again. Let alone the extremeee chipkooness. He lived alone in the US and hung out with goris, and all the rules were for me.
How do you tell if a guy has such negative qualities (in case of arranged marriage).
And yes, I felt like ranting too..
kiya woh salman/shahrukh tha 
you liked it.
still didnt get yo 
pta hy mujhy mere bhaaaaai… sr me drd hy mere… !!