Why English is a Pain to Learn...

 The bandage was wound around the wound.
 The farm was used to produce produce.
 The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
 He could lead if he would get the lead out.
 The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
 Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was time to >present the present.
 A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
 When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
 A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
 The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
 There was a row among the oarsmen about how to row.
 They were too close to the door to close it.
 The buck does funny things when the does are present.
 To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
 The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
 After a number of injections my jaw got number.
 Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
 I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
 How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

good ones

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