Why Do Men Live Long...

God created the donkey

And said to him.

"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tingly from sunrise to sunset

carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass, you will have no

intelligence and you will live 50 years."

The donkey answered:

"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20

years"

God granted his wish.

… … … … …

God created the dog and said to him.

"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best friend. You will

eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years. You will

be A dog.

The dog answered:

“Sir, to live 30 years is to much, give me only 15 years.”

God granted his wish.

… … … … …

God created the monkey and said to him.

"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing

tricks.

You will be amusing and you will live 20 years."

The monkey answered:

“To live 20 years is too mush, give me only 10 years.”

God granted his wish.

… … … … …

Finally God created man and said to him.

"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.

you

will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals. You will

dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:

"Sir, I will be a man but to live 20 years is very little, give me the

30 years that the donkey refused, the 15 years that the dog did not want

and the 10 years the monkey refused."

God granted man’s wish.

… … … … …

And since then, man lives 20 years as a man, marries and spend 30 years

like a donkey, working and carrying all the burdens on his back. Then

when his children his grown, he lives 15 years like a dog taking

care of the house and eating whatever is given to him.

So that when he is old, he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,

going from house to house and from one son or daughter to another tricks

to amuse his grandchildren.

That’s Life.

Isn’t it?

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funny but i guess its true most of the time!!!!!!!!

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hahah i ges its tru most of the time..

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amazing :)

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**And if he does not get married, he Monkey's around all his life...:D **

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thanks 4 ur comments..........ha ha ha

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Quite a fact!

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yeah its true:)

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sad thing.. can't term it as a joke though

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HAHAHA - Your comments completed the joke.

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lol good one xD

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funny but emotional

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very true :)

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see if you put books on the back of the donkey, the donkey wont become educated, would it? and start speaking of book knowledge?

yet, donkey is a four footed animal that is made by God.
so respect it.

yes, it is true epidemiologically that men are outlived by women on a population level.

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Men dont live longer....

Women live longer.

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thanks 4 participation.................ha ha ha