The famous question… “Why did the chicken cross the road ?” when put
before a few Indians … this is what they had to say…
“Why did the chicken cross the road ?”
Azhar:-
“I am totally innocent, you know, I am unnecessarily being dragged into
this, you know… I neither know the chicken nor the road, you know…”
Devegowda:-
“zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…mmmm…mm… chicken ??? Thanks, I’ll have it later
!!..mm…zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz”
Laloo:-
“The fact, that the chicken crossed the road, means that, there is one
chicken missing from my poultry !!!”
George Fernandes:-
“I am deeply hurt that this question is being asked after my 40 clean years
of public life. I don’t own a house, or a car leave alone a chicken !!!”
Mulayam:-
“I demand a 50% reservation of the road for the chicken class, ! so that
they can cross the road freely without their motives being questioned”
Congress:-
“That the chicken crossed the road clearly demonstrates the fact that the
people and chicken have lost confidence in the Government. The Government
should own moral responsibility and resign !!!”
BJP:-
“We are very sure of the fact that the chicken DID NOT cross the road. Its a
conspiracy by the congress to bring the Government down. The poor chicken
has been made a scapegoat in this whole issue”
Mamta:-
“Am I the chicken’s Sister ??? #**@! You better go and ask the chicken itself !!”
Jyoti Basu:-
“Chicken ??!! Don’t you dare call me a chicken ??? I just resigned because
of health reasons…”
Harkishen Singh Surjeet:-
“We are adopting a wait and watch policy. We have convened a meeting of the
third front today. We will decide the future course of action after the chicken comes back..”
Menaka Gandhi:-
“Chicken crossed the road alone…!! If a vehicle had passed over it, we would have lost one of our dearest creature.Ban all vehicles from using that road. Protect our chikens…”