...Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road...

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as per Post # 98
According to some valid sources that guppy is Moin-ul-Atiq :p

Thanks to the source :)

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u r really bad :omg:

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Ehsan: chickens are crossing the road, please take note

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AQ: kiYa is chicken naY qanoon-e-taqleel-e-afaada-e-mustakim ko paRha tha ya baghair paRhaY hi saRak paar kar daali :chai:

(i can’t think of any difficult words) :bummer:

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^^:omg:…:rotfl:falls off bed laughingthrough the floorboards onto the cat in the apartment belowooooooops:hayaa:

**SHIKRA-**did i hear chick??where is it?suely it crossed the road to meet me:googli eye vali smili: ooooooooooh chicks mine allllllll mine…oh n then in the second post he would go SWEETU-:smilestar:

**TEGGY-**i express my sincere congratulations on this tremendous achievement by the chicken, it was a huge act of bravery, putting medal round neck of chicken i hereby declare this to b chicken crossed the road day…by the way why did it cross the road???:konfused:

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lOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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Emmy: This chicken is a multi…who’s multi-chick are you? :chai:

Gamma: This was a supermodel chick and of course she couldn’t resist crossing the road toward me…I tried to tell her I only like kitty’s but she just wouldn’t take no for an answer…so what could poor Gamma do but give in…? :halo:

Maddy: The chicken was crossing the road accompanied by her parents on her way to meet me for a rishta, she only eats seeds so I’m sure she’ll fit in perfectly with my budgeting plans! Now should I put her in a battery-cage or should I tighten the pursestrings for a while and buy a whole chicken-coop? :stuck_out_tongue: (ps. sorry Maddy! :halo: )

Orphy: This chicken shall forever remain a mystery to you all

AQ: Poor chicken, she can’t even cross the road without someone questioning her motives, don’t be surprised if you get a billion warning points just for crossing the road sister :bummer: (<-- but all this has to be said in really difficult Urdu :D)

Voicey: The Voice knows all - especially why the chicken crossed the road without actually answering the question

Sara516: The chicken had something in it’s eye and was going to check out some new contact lenses, so why the heck doesn’t everyone just leave the chicken alone okay, she’s not in the mood! ( :slight_smile: )

K337: Who cares about the chicken, why isn’t anyone asking why the Penguin crossed the road?!

Sabriya786: Does anyone know any good roadkill chicken recipes?

paki-pride: Dat chkn waz wikkd man, proper Gansta and ting, but dese dayz chix r getn on ma nervs, dey nevr frickin leev me alone man, alwayz crossn da rd n askin for ma digitz n ting innit…I mean wtf man!

No offence intended to anyone :slight_smile:

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LOL… I nearly spillt the coffee I was drinking out of my nose because I cracked up when i read that. You have an eerie understanding of the inner workinngs of my mind! :smiley:

PS: How did you know that I secretly want a rishta from poultry? :blush:

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^ Haha more like an eerie understanding of how to read your journal lol :smiley:

And snorting coffee through your nose is not good…it’s tantamount to taking drugs and druggies scare me :bummer:

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Chochi chi bachi - Ill tell u innabit, am eating keema and the keema iz getting cold :LB:

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chochi bachis dont eat keema, they drink milk only :hoonh:

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hahaha :omg: awesome :smiley:

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goodbabu- i is like chicken. i eat its tikka boti. i not cross chicken road. i will die :hehe:

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Because it was too chicken to fly over the traffic!

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i mimicked u…see post #49 :hehe:

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:omg: loool good one Z

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Khumar: Chicken crossed the road to go see Gunther von Hagens' Body Worlds exhibit.

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looooll… :omg:

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and she enjoyed it as well :mocking:

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Body worlds was so cool!!! Remember the coal miner’s lungs?