...Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road...

Khumar · January 2, 2008, 7:05pm

Re: …Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road…

Emmy: This chicken is a multi…who’s multi-chick are you?

Gamma: This was a supermodel chick and of course she couldn’t resist crossing the road toward me…I tried to tell her I only like kitty’s but she just wouldn’t take no for an answer…so what could poor Gamma do but give in…? :halo:

Maddy: The chicken was crossing the road accompanied by her parents on her way to meet me for a rishta, she only eats seeds so I’m sure she’ll fit in perfectly with my budgeting plans! Now should I put her in a battery-cage or should I tighten the pursestrings for a while and buy a whole chicken-coop? (ps. sorry Maddy! :halo: )

Orphy: This chicken shall forever remain a mystery to you all

AQ: Poor chicken, she can’t even cross the road without someone questioning her motives, don’t be surprised if you get a billion warning points just for crossing the road sister (<-- but all this has to be said in really difficult Urdu :D)

Voicey: The Voice knows all - especially why the chicken crossed the road without actually answering the question

Sara516: The chicken had something in it’s eye and was going to check out some new contact lenses, so why the heck doesn’t everyone just leave the chicken alone okay, she’s not in the mood! ( )

K337: Who cares about the chicken, why isn’t anyone asking why the Penguin crossed the road?!

Sabriya786: Does anyone know any good roadkill chicken recipes?

paki-pride: Dat chkn waz wikkd man, proper Gansta and ting, but dese dayz chix r getn on ma nervs, dey nevr frickin leev me alone man, alwayz crossn da rd n askin for ma digitz n ting innit…I mean wtf man!

No offence intended to anyone

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