Why computers must be female.

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Top nine reasons why computers must be female:

  1. Picky, picky, picky.
  2. They hear what you say, but not what you mean.
  3. Beauty is only shell deep.
  4. When you ask what’s wrong, they say “nothing”.
  5. Can produce incorrect results with alarming speed.
  6. Always turning simple statements into big productions.
  7. Smalltalk is important.
  8. You do the same thing for years, and suddenly it’s wrong.
  9. They make you take the garbage out.
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:D

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Here's what my ex-g/f used to say:

Top 10 reasons why computers must be male

  1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
    1. A better model is always just around the corner.
    2. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
    3. It is always necessary to have a backup.
    4. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
    5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
    6. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
    7. The lights are on but nobody's home.
    8. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
    9. Size does matter

I don't agree with none of the above two excuses and I must say computers cannot be categorized as either male or female.

COMPUTERS ARE COMPUETRS

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lol to both :k: :rotfl:

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:hoonh:

both are quite true :wink:

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[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by salman_2you: *

COMPUTERS ARE COMPUETRS
[/QUOTE]

and whether we can or can't live without them...

women will be women :).

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hehe..

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lol :)
Both are true :D

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LOLzzz :D

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lolz at both of them :hehe:

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:D

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Thanks everyone who appreciated my efforts to make it even steven ;)

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:p

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:D