look thats the difference b/w you and me..you’ve been using this stupid language for muslims and what I did? I just putted a joke to have some good laugh! and if u cant laugh I am helpless! and if you are taking it seriously I still cant do anything…alrite,if u wanna make joke on muslims..go ahead..as far as the joke is decent (and ofcourse not on religion) we wont mind anything!
enough is enough, I dont wanna fight anymore! thats why I dont go to “religion” and “world affairs” forum…I never knew that people can fight in “JOKES FORUM” too
YEH MUSALMANO KEY RIVAAZ BHEE BADEY AJEEB HOTEY HAIN, PEHNTEY HAIN SAR KAA, KEHTEY HAIN BURKAA
YEH MUSALMANO KEY RIVAAZ BHEE BADEY AJEEB HOTEY HAIN, KEHTEY HAIN ADAAB, AUR AGAR DAAB DIYA TO RONEY LAGTEY HAIN
YOU DIRTY SMELLING HUKKAH SMOKERS YOU CALL YOURSELF CLEAN CAUSE YOU SHAVE, BUT SHAVING IS NOT ALLOWED AS PER YOUR SUPPORTED TALIBAN MULLAH'S, YOU DIRTY PEOPLES KILL MILLIONS OF CAMELS, COWS, AND OTHER ANIMALS IN THE NAME OF SACRIFICE TO ALLAH
What u have put is not a joke it is a putdown. You are labelling Sardars as stupid and laughing at them and that is not called Joke as a Sikh, i don't find it funny, in fact i find it very insulting.
Make jokes about Punjabis (i think u are also one of them), u are busy insulting a religious minority.
I am not sure if you are understand diff between a Joke and a put downs. Let me explain, it is joke when u laugh with people and it is putdown when u laugh** at people.**
p.s. How about Mirza Gaffir a Paki muslim travelling with his 15 children and 3 wives wanted desperately to call 911, when his wife number 2 got very sick but was not able to because he couldn't find 11 on the phone dial. ha haa haa so funny..--
I hope u understand now that it is very easy to make fun of any community.
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These musalman who are taught hatred towards other beliefs from their childhood at their masjids by qazis will not understand you. They are blindfolded by their belief islam and they will do their best to insult others and make fun. They don't realise if they were smarter politically and militarily then why did they lost half of their country. They were Sikh generals and sikh regiment soldiers who taught them lessons from time to time. Keep on making jokes and then get ready for kicks too. Punjabis are enemy of punjabis, you will never learn to unite together and then make one nation punjab.
) at our community! but we dont take it as a putdown!!!
I am not sure if you are understand diff between a Joke and a put downs. Let me explain, it is joke when u laugh b}with people and it is putdown when u laugh** at people.**
Rani why the hell you are taking it as a PUTDOWN..I mean, okkkk I know it depends on ones thinking as well!! so it would be better for you and for all of us that dont take it personally, dont consider it PUTDOWN and take it as a joke plz! and if you cant then forget it…
and for Jatt Ranjha…I dont wanna use abusive language for you people but if you’ll insisit me then it would be difficult for me to control myself!
ok I dont wanna reply here anymore..I am fed up…theres no use of fighting…cant believe that I am fighting on a JOKE!!!..ridiculous!
** Of all the things I’ve lost^^^I miss my MIND the most!**
I guess u are right, i have tried very hard to show the difference between a putdown and hate and a joke but failed. I have always been able to convince Hindu Indians goes to show how diff two communities are.
Even their Young are so full of hate...they just cannot see.
Rani why the hell you are taking it as a PUTDOWN..I mean,,, okkkk I know it depends on ones thinking as well!! so it would be better for you and for all of us that dont take it personally, dont consider it PUTDOWN and take it as a joke plz! and if you cant then forget it...
There is no need to use Sardar if it is not aimed at anybody. I don't think u have it in u to understand the difference. Believe me u will have very hard time in North America if u don't change your attitude. These kind of jokes are not taken lightly in US or Canada.
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Rani n J_R, this is a Pakistani forum.. get THAT??? Get your Indian @$$es off this forum… We did not insult you guys.. it was a frikkin JOKE for heaven sakes.. sheeeeeshhh
Well I do live in 'North America' and trust me when I say that sardar jokes are funny over here too. Well when all else fails try a sardar joke - that cheers everyone up. As for u guys rani and jat - if you don't like it here my advice is to leave pak.org cuz it's not sardaar.org cuz c'mon a JOKE is a joke.
Muslim Emperors like JEHANGIR, SHAHJAHAN, AURANGZEB and dacoits like Ahmad shah Abdali, Mahmud Ghazanbi, Zakariya Khan tried hard to finish off Sikhs from pure land of five rivers Punjab but couldn't during those days when there was no UNO, no media coverage and no help from super powers. All those hatreds towards sikhs from muslims made them powerfull which in turn enabled sikhs to establish their own kingdom. Sikhs ruled whole Pakistan, Afghanistan, Kashmir, India upto Delhi and Tibbet which was all part of Ranjit Singh's empire. Your jokes towards sikhs doesn't make them fool or dumb. Your jokes all part of hatred which your ancestors kept on passing to their next generations but nothing happened to sikhs they are same mighty powerfull the way they were. Tell me mullah's why do you have sunnat? We have books full of jokes on muslims but we don't want to hurt your feelings.
Why it is pathetic for Jatt Ranja to make fun of your religious group and it is okay for u to make fun of Sardars.
Annmar and Paki
So are u saying that if we cannot take your abuse and put down we should not come on this forum. That is pathetic coming from people who contstantly complain everybody hates muslims etc maybe u should trace it back to your attitude and insensitivity and hate towards others.
Paki...tell these kind of jokes in a work place or university and people will soon realize they are talking to a muslim...u hate everybody and have no clue regarding acceptable behavior.
Jatt...i completely agree with u....they hate anybody who is not muslim and they look pathetic making fun of community which parted ways with them more than 50 years ago. We should not open our borders to these hate mongers.
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Why can't Pathan dial 911?
Why can't Gujjar dial 911?
Why can't Teli dial 911?
Why can't raiin dial 911?
Why can't marrasi dial 911?
Why do muslim women hide behind purdah?
Why do muslim women wear black burqa?
Why do muslim men shave mustaches but keep long beards?
Why do muslim men wear kurtaa and lungi?
Why do muslim men wear white topi?
Why do muslim men smoke hukkah?
Why do muslim men have sunnat?
Why do muslim men do not wash their arms above elbows?
Why do muslims bow their head in front of black stone?
Sherazz, posted this joke about a sardar few months back how he was fooled by a sign at JFK Airport in New york City.
Then there is another one(real life incident)
A sardar cab driver in NYC, picks up a passenger and passenger opens the door and says I want to go to bronx, the sardar answers ok, come on in. The passenger for some reason closes the door without sitting in but the sardar sahib thinks he has sat in the car and he hits the gas and goes all the way to bronx about 15-20 miles away and when he reaches there the passenger is not there in the car. [stupid passenger never sat in the car in the first place…]
Get a grip of reality my dear, you ain’t that bright either looking at your hateful, prejudice comments here and there against Muslims. Try to take it easy, when reality hits you.
and jatt what kinda questions they are??? joke??? or you want reply?? if u want reply then go to some other forum and if they are supposed to be a joke…O man I cant stop laughing!!! happy now?
You are most stupid and pathetic person i have ever come across..Just look at yourself u hate everybody and only stupid people hate the way u do.
U are no match for Sikhs, give it rest, all idiots like u can do is make fun of others because you are very jealous...can never match them.
I was trying very hard to reason with u but ofcourse you have no brain to understand.**
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Rani, as I said sardar are stupid, they think everyone is just like them, as you are assuming that I am like you.
Instead of acting like a violent pile of imitation rabbit raisin, why don't you try to see your self in mirror and tell me what do you see? A depraved young lady, with hate coming out of every hole for Muslims. HUH? But no, you will always be a tottering folly-fallen scantling little brat, who has a mission of spreading hate for Islam. Now deal with the reality that is hitting you HOME!!!
*V~V~V*He came, He saw, He conquered*V~V~V*
----*High Priest-OF-Painful Truth*----
*And cover not *Truth with falsehood, nor conceal the Truth when you know (what it is).
**Quran,Al-Baqara, 42.
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Sardars are in minority few in numbers and they have to really fight to survive between muslims and hindus. Sardars are target of jokes by both muslims and hindus. Muslims tried hard to suppress and finish them to death when they were rulers of India and now hindus are also doing their best to take away their rights. Despite all these treatments Sardars are self sufficient, prosperous who never beg from these peoples. You go infront of any Dargah you will see thousands of beggars standing their chanting allah key naam par de do, even infront of hindu temples you will see same scenario. Sardars don't care about these stupid jokes, they will keep of rising above all. Sardars are distributing free foods 24hrs and shelter and clothes to both muslims and hindus of Gujarat's earthquake affected areas.
Recite from sufi poet FARID:
AWWAL ALLAH NOOR UPPAY, KUDRAT DEY SAB BANDEY,
EK NOOR TEY SAB JAG UPJAYA, KAON BHALEY KO MANDEY.