Why bicycles are better than women?

1- Bicycles do not get pregnant.

2- Bicycles don’t have parents.

3- You can ride bicycles any time of the month.

4- Bicycles don’t mind if you buy bicycles magazines.

5- Bicycles don’t whine until there is something really wrong.

6- Bicycles don’t care how many other bicycles you’ve ridden.

7- Bicycles don’t mind if you look at other bicycles.

8- If you say horrible things, you do not have to apologize before riding a bicycle again.

9- A bicycle never wants a night out with other bicycle.

10- Bicycles don’t talk back.

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Re: Why bicycles are better than women?

8 and 9

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Since bicycles are soo much better than women, u should be spending the rest of ur life with bikes instead of a woman... sounds fun!!!

(this thread should be in the jokes section :-P)

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diwana !!!

very interesting

I still wont sleep with bicycle,,

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^ That'd be hazardous

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Who said anything about sleeping...:)

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You are being dis-respective with women by comparing them with bicycles. Bicycles are so cheap and have too little value to be compared to a human.

I would compare women with cars :D:

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what has this got to do with life and relations?

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^ no one knows, as long as mods allow this to be here, who cares?

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:smack2:

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this reminds me of a story that was in 10th grade urdu book .. marhoom ki yaad main. Anyone rememerb tat?

^ yes i do :hehe:

funny:D

whats the secret???:hmmm:

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:hehe:

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I Guess This Fellow Is On Verge Of Inventing Self Satisfying Machine .. :hehe: :rotfl: :slight_smile:

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^ lol.. cant believe u said that ... Hehe

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:omg:

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Rubbish :frusty2:

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