**Why are women so confusing and complex..?
- (Whatever)
Men****: What should we have for dinner?
Women****: Whatever..
Men****: Why don’t we have Mexican?
Women****: No not Mexican, the last time I got pimples on my face
Men****: All right, why don’t we have Szechwan cuisine
Women****: Yesterday we ate Szechwan, today too?
Men****: Hmm… I suggest we have seafood
Women****: Seafood is not good, I got diarrhea
Men****: Then what do you suggest?
Women ****: Whatever…
- (Anything)**
Men**: So what should we do now?
Women****: Anything
Men****: How about watching a movie? It’s been a long time
Women****: Watching movie is no good, it’s a waste of time
Men****: How about we go for bowling, or some exercises?
Women****: Exercise on such a hot day?
Men: Then find a cafe and have a drink
Women****: I am off caffeine
Men****: Then what do you suggest?
Women: Anything****…
****3. (You decide)
Men****: Then do we just go home?
Women****: You decide
Men****: Let’s take the bus, I will accompany you
Women****: The bus is dirty and crowded.
Men****: OK; we will take a cab
Women****: Not worth it… For such a short distance
Men: All right, then we can walk. We can enjoy the weather
Women****: I am hungry, can’t walk.
Men****: Then what do you suggest?
Women****: You decide
Men****: Let’s have dinner first?
Women****: Whatever…
Men: What shall we eat?
Women: you decide.**
