Husband (A Computer Professor) returning late from work:
Husband: “Hi dear. I’m logged in”
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or file name
wife: But I told you in the morning ?
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel?
Wife: What about my new TV ?
Husband: Variable not found
Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do
some shopping
Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied
Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot
like you
Husband: Data type mismatch
Wife: You are useless
Husband: By default
Wife: What about your salary ?
Husband: File in use. Try after some time
Wife: Who was in the car this morning ?
Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to
reboot
Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ?
Husband: File system full
Wife: What is the relation between you and your
receptionist ?
Husband: only user with WRITE permission
Wife: What is my value in this family ?
Husband: Unknown virus
Wife: Do you love me or your computer or you’re being
just funny ?
Husband: Too many parameters !
Wife: I will go to my dad’s house.
Husband: This program has performed an illegal
operation and will be
terminated
Wife: I’ll leave you forever
Husband: Close all programs and logout and then login
as another user
Wife: It’s worthless talking to you
Husband: Shutdown the computer
Wife: I’m going
Husband: It’s now safe to turn off your computer.
put this one in the joke forum... better yet, the bad joke forum if there have one
Stu seems not to be happy
hey Stu do tell me frankly if u r also a computer professor and that happens to u as well
i think that's the reason it pinched u that bad
Actually, I'm in a great mood lately. Lots of success at work (my CEO is doubling my options grant and we are gearing for an IPO), my wife just got pregnant w/number two, rest of the family is doing great etc...
I just don't like you, and this is the unfunniest joke I've ever read.
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*Originally posted by Stu: *
Actually, I'm in a great mood lately. Lots of success at work (my CEO is doubling my options grant and we are gearing for an IPO
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Any tips on where will it trade and what is the IPO price. Hey Mats, can you give a heads up on this stock?
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*Originally posted by Stu: *
Actually, I'm in a great mood lately. Lots of success at work (my CEO is doubling my options grant and we are gearing for an IPO), my wife just got pregnant w/number two, rest of the family is doing great etc...
I just don't like you, and this is the unfunniest joke I've ever read.
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ok this is the unfinest joke
agreed
but why this
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I just don't like you,
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hahaha
good one