Wht r u doing ?

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9701

Re: Wht r u doing ?

haan ji..

kon deta hay is ko khoon e jigar
sha iri naam hay laffaazi ka

:smokin:

9702

Re: Wht r u doing ?

kya :konfused:

9703

Re: Wht r u doing ?

laffaazi nahi samajhteen? alfaaz ka ulat phair, lambi lambi iran toran ki haankna… :hypo:

9704

Re: Wht r u doing ?

nahiiN, Altaf Bhai kii collection! :wink:

9705

Re: Wht r u doing ?

:yawn::aaho:

9706

Re: Wht r u doing ?

jamaaii/neend se Harii ho gaiiN? :cb:

9707

Re: Wht r u doing ?

Khuda ka Khauf Karain Khalil Khan :(

9708

Re: Wht r u doing ?

:confused:

App ki batein meri kabhi nahi samjh ateen :bummer:

9709

Re: Wht r u doing ?

zameen pe Altaf Bhai kaa Khauf aur Allah kaa us ke oopar! double load hai na! :smiley:

lagtaa hai merii baat sar ke oopar se nikal gaii aapke…qad ooNchaa kijiye! :smiley: :cb: :stuck_out_tongue:

9710

Re: Wht r u doing ?

^^meri hight bohut bari hai :barbie:

App mujhe kya keh rahey hain ye bhi pata hai:emmy:

App apni hight choti karein plzzz :snooty:

9711

Re: Wht r u doing ?

aaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwww…hehe…maiN ne apnii height chhoTii kii to log kaheNge k bhai yeh tum giraffe se ooNT kab, kaise, kahaN aur kiuN ban gaye? :smiley:

9712

Re: Wht r u doing ?

App kabhi kabaar itni sakheel urdu likhtey hain ke samney wala roney lag jaye :teary2:

Ke banda apney app ko ye kahey yaar mujhe tu kuch ata hi nahi hai:snooty::stuck_out_tongue:

9713

Re: Wht r u doing ?

is meN kaun saa mushkil lafz hai? :stuck_out_tongue:

maiN AligaRh aur Lucknow se ta’alluq rakhtaa huN is liye laaziman Urdu kii laaj maiN nahiiN rakkhuNgaa to phir kaun rakkhegaa? vaise, aapko ta’ajjub hogaa k maiN aaj se koii 20-22 baras pahle Urdu saHeeH nahiiN boltaa thaa…mujhe Urdu bolnii nahiiN aatii thii kiuN k maiN dehaat meN rahtaa thaa is liye apnii poorbii zabaan bolaa kartaa thaa..Urdu Ghalat bolne aur apne gaaoN kii zabaan kaa namoona pesh karuuN kia? :cb:

9714

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acha really mashallah :k:

kareiye :e6:

9715

Re: Wht r u doing ?

thankoo thankoo…ok ok…

merii laNgRii Urdu kaa namoona:

ek baar maiN ne kisii ko nau maulood baby goad meN liye huye dekhaa to dil kiyaa k poochhuuN k yeh laRkii hai yaa laRkaa. mushkil yeh thii k mujhe laRkaa kaa lafz nahiiN pataa thaa kiuN k ham apnii zabaan meN "biTiyaa = laRkii/beTii ; beTvaa = laRkaa/beTaa kahte haiN…baRii himmat kar ke poochhaa…

“yeh laRkii hai yaa mard?”
to vo saaHab bole: “yeh 5 din kaa mard hai!” :rotfl:

ab gaaoN kii zabaan kaa namoona:

are ae Phareeha, ii tum kaa khusur pusur karat hau? kaa kabho kauno joke-vaa naahiiN sune hau kaa?" :cb:

9716

Re: Wht r u doing ?

Mard hahahahhahhha or us pey un ka jawaab :omg:

9717

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:sadiyah:

9718

Re: Wht r u doing ?

^^app pati band ker uchal rahey they wese kya ker rahey they:5:

Abhi abhi diclomax laga ker bethi hun :frowning: mere paun:naak:

9719

Re: Wht r u doing ?

chchchc boorhi ho gayeen hain anaa aap farihaa aunty taangon mai jaan nahii rahee jabhiii :(

9720

Re: Wht r u doing ?

mae meri mom ko wheel chair pey tawaf kerwa rahi thi jo abhi new bridge bana hai..first time..kabhi nahi chalyi wheel chair..mujhe idea nahi tha ke…chalney ke baad meri halat be hosh huney wali hu gayi thi :hayaa: