:hinna: You’re right. I remember one time this dude named Xavier grabbed my friend Yahya’s wallet after Yahya told him he didn’t have any gum, condoms, or cash to give him. Xavier felt even more dumb when he saw that the only thing Yahya’s wallet contained was a picture of Xavier’s girlfriend. Xavier squealed “Oh no you didn’t!!!” It was so loud that the produce fell off the shelves. The only way to get Yahya back for stealing his woman was to attack an important woman in Yahya’s life and that would be one other than: Um Yahya. “Nobody talks about my momma like that!” roared Yahya. They got into a brawl and the 711 cashier had to call the cops on them. When I heard about this, I decided that I was too good to be their friend and I was also sorry I missed the drama.
Oh noes! Does my story sound better than Queen’s?
