A young man was something of a slacker and found it difficult
to hold down a job. After a visit to the employment office,
he was offered work at the local zoo.
When he arrived for his first day, the keeper, aware of his
reputation, told him to take care of the tortoise section.
Later, the keeper dropped by to see how the young man was
doing and found him standing by an empty enclosure with the
gate open. “Where are the tortoises?” he asked.
“I can’t believe it,” said the new employee, “I just opened
the door and whooosh, they were gone!”
muhabatein theen kabhi apne dermian kitni…
bicha gaye hai anna hum mein doorian kitni…
abhi to toota hai dil hi teri judai mein…
girein gi hum pe abhi aur bijlian kitni…