who was Jesus.

Just copying a forwarded mail here , dun want you guyz to miss out :rolleyes:

WHO WAS JESUS.
There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone brother.
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He couldn’t get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that

Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Father’s business.
  2. He lived at home until he was 33.
  3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his
    Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with His hands.
  2. He had wine with His meals.
  3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was a
Californian:

  1. He never cut His hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was an American Indian:

  1. He was at peace with nature.
  2. He ate a lot of fish.
  3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that
Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3
proofs that Jesus was a
WOMAN:

  1. He fed a crowd at a moment’s notice when there was no food.
  2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just
    didn’t get it.
  3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up
    because there was work to do.

Re: who was Jesus.

I know you're just copy pasting, but don't. Disrespect towards Prophets is unacceptable, humorous or otherwise.

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not really funny...making fun of prophets is never funny..

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Nice one! Why do you guys think there's any insult or making fun of prophet?

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well I wasn't making fun of anyone, I wouldn't do that in a million years, and it is in no way insulting.

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um, I'm Catholic and didn't see the disrespect... nice, lol, i like the end :)

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:)

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Its not a matter of disrespect...............some personalitites are too respectfull to be subject of jokes and humor and Prophets are definitly one of them.