For the guys n gals not in India, this is the Indian version of ‘Who wants to be a Millionaire’ and is anchored by Amitabh .
We have our famous friend SHAM LAL graduate from banras hindu university qualifying for the hot seat.
( He pressed the buttons by accident and managed to qualify)
AB : OK Sham Lal I congratulate you for this opportunity here with us.
Sham Lal : after all we are great baah-man
AB : OK Sham Lal this is your first question for 1000 Rs. - ‘Which city has the Banaras hindu university ?’ and your options are
A. Banaras
B. Banaras
C. Banaras
D. Banaras
Sham Lal : how much time do I’ve to answer this question
AB : Samay ki koi pabandhi nahi hai Sham Lal ji, you can take your time
Sham Lal (giggles) : Sir ji tricky sawaal puchha hai aapne. I would like to use my lifeline.
AB : I’m not surprised on this , which one wud U like to use.
Sham Lal : Audience poll
AB : OK audience please be ready with your voting pads, and your time starts now.
After a minute we have a graphic presentation on the board.
A. 25%
B. 25%
C. 25%
D. 25%
AB : Sham Lal ji, this is a no good situation for you, I can share your disgust here.
Sham Lal : Yeh mere saath hi hota hai. Fasa gaya hoon Sirji . I think I’ve to use my second lifeline - 50 50.
AB : Very good ! 50 50 ka istemal karna chahenge. OK
computer ji do galat jawab mita diye jayen.
Computer displays A. Banaras C. Banaras
Sham Lal : Badi chalu machine hai aapki . Mein chodoonga nahi aaj isko. mere ko third life line bhi chahiye.
AB : Kamal hai Sham Lal ji, I must congratulate you, You have record of using all the lifelines in the very first question.
This is great . OK phone a friend - kisko phone karna chahen ge aap.
Sham Lal : My one and only one… mere bachpan ka dostRham Lal
AB : OK Rham Lal ko phone lagaya jaye.
Phone rings. Rham Lal picks it ’ Hulloooooo, kon hai oye aadi raati ko,???’
AB : Hello Rham Lal ji , mein Amitabh Bachhan bol raha hoon Star Plus ke Kaun Banega Crorepati se.
Rham Lal : OOOOOOOOOO Bachan ji ram ram main apke hee sahar ka hoon, sar ji.
AB : Mein thik hoon Rham Lal ji, Aapke dost yahaan bethe hain mere saath aur…
Rham Lal (Interrupts) : Aur wo chutiyeaa pehle hi question pe atak gaya hoga, Sawal pucho ji.
AB : Aapko sirf tees second .,… chaliye mein aapko special case karte hue 1 minute doonga. Aur aapka samay shuru hota hai aab.
Sham Lal : chutiyee… kya ho raya hai ??
Rham Lal : ullu de dum, tu kaha chala gaya main aajj teer liyee kheer banayee hai… ajj teri bahabhi ghar nahi hai … mainee tumhe
phone bhi kiya tha, us pe ek ladki boli tu busy hai, kiss ke saath busy hai tu.. ek ke bareemain bataya nahi tumne… kabhi tu ghar aaa. raha hai???.
Sham Lal :kheer… kheer maat khana ..mere liye…
((interrupted by AB)
AB : Sham Lal ji kya kar rahe hain samay khatam ho raha hai.
Sham Lal : Yes Yes. question hai
… (he tells him the question).
Rham Lal : Saale chutiyee tere nakal mar ke fail ho raha hoon, tu apne university bhi bhool gaya…
Kalank hai banraas ke naam pee . Iska answer Banaars hai chutiyee.
Sham Lal : oye par … (and the clock stops).
AB : Samay khatam, aapke mitr ne jawab de diya hai , ab to mujhe pakka confidence hai ke aap kam se kam 1000 to le ke jayenge hi aaj.
Sham Lal : Ullu ka patha hai ji, ye to mujhe bhi pata hai par chutiyee ne yeh to batya nahin ke Banaras-A hai ya Banaras- C hai.
And this was the last episode of KBC as most of the audience died laughing…
