WHO KILLED ABRAHAM LINCOLN
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions.
Officer: “What’s 2+2?”
Blonde: “Ummm… 4!”
Officer: “What’s the square root of 100?”
Blonde: “Ummm… 10!”
Officer: “Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?”
Blonde: “Ummm… I don’t know.”
Officer: “Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.”
The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde replies, excitedly, “Not only did I get the job, I’m already working on a murder case!”
Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: “Change your course 10 degree east.”
The light signals back: “Change yours, 10 degrees west.”
Angry, the captain sends: “I’m a navy captain! Change your course, sir!”
“I’m a seaman, second class,” comes the reply. “Change your course, sir.”
Now the captain is furious. “I’m a battleship! I’m not changing course!”
There is one last reply. “I’m a lighthouse. Your call.”
