Ok, so occasionally I go out to one of our company’s satellite office. The receptionist there is a middle aged fat white woman. Everytime i go there, I have to wait at the reception area for a little while and she shares more info abt her than needed (ie her dating (or lack thereof) life). She’s always complaining about how she cannot lose wieght and beacuse of that she can’t find a decent good-looking man.
So the last time i was there, I jokinly said to her that if she cant find a man due to her weight, she should try to date a black guy. Afterall my black friends have told me “the more the cushin, the better the pushin”.
Apparently that got her upset and she complained to my mgr. WTH?!? I replied back that she’s a racist for getting offended on the idea of dating black guys.
A few inappropriate comments made there. You just have to sincerely apologise, buy her flowers, and possibly have to spend 1 night with her to appease her.
Practice the "the more the cushin, the better the pushin" on her to teach you a lesson.
The other mistake you made was by thinking 'she also moans about being fat and not getting laid, I'll give her some friendly advice'
WRONG.
This forum should hve taught you by now that women hate men, and that they just want to yap on about their problems - but not hear any cold truths from those who they bore to death.
So yes - she needs to get laid. No, she doesnt want to hear it from anyone.
LOL. She must be from down south. Dating a black man is still like a sin for these hogs. They say the most racist things and they somehow manage to add "bless his heart" right before that too.
You did the right thing. Next time tell her she will most likely die a lonely death with her cats if she doesnt get with the program. She should be on her knees thanking the black men for having the gonads and willingness to tap this.
are you sure your black friends told you that? coz it's a famous line from the mockumentary Spinal Tap which is about a bunch of white wannabe rockers.