An Indian woman goes to see an Indian fortune-teller.
“Two men are in love with me,” she says. "Who will be the lucky one?
The swami answers, “Nimesh will marry you. Akshay will be the lucky one.”
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[This message has been edited by chilli (edited June 19, 2001).]
i was gonna put a disclaimer in the end....also thought of changing the names..but a joke is a joke. u cant please everyone all the time.
i just copied/pasted it the way it was:)
loooolllllllllllllllllllllll hahaha that is soooooooooooooooo funny
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hahahaha.
good one
LOL
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