Ok Folks:
I have writen enough on serious stuff for now, lets see who is the biggest gupeee on this earth.
Please do not loose the manners while writing the gups.
Lets see how the gups could be near to reality.
Here is Gup from me! A desi would tell this gup to his fellows while he would be visiting Pakistan next time, sitting on a tea shop, chewing a paan.
“I got a job in the whitehouse last year. I tell you the truth that every thing between Clinton and Monika happend infront of my naked eyes.”
[This message has been edited by msaqibj (edited March 10, 1999).]
yar america atte hoye jahaz crah ho gaya tha or atlantic me girra !!!
wo din abhi tak mujhe yadd he raat ka waqt thanda sumandar , me akalya hi bacha .......kiyon ke jahaz mein khud chala raha tha ......namak aala panni pi pi ke guzara kitta assi te , 10 din , fir ja ke koi maddad aai te bass , ajj me tuade aage aan.
namk da aai faida hoya ae ke hun kessi chez lai namak nai chaida ......agar meri ae gal gup lagdi ae te tussi sab ja ker Time Magazine november 97' da shumara parho meri taswerr wi haggi he udde wich.
Here is an other Gup mostly desis tell their folks back in Pakistan.
Security guard sends a picture of him in the Uniform to his family in Pakistan and tells them that he got a Job as a Thaanedaaar (SHO, Station head officer of Police).
One school boy tell another "My father hits the cricket ball so hard that twice in last game the ball got lost and was never found"
Other says "Tbis is nothing. In the last game, my father was playing he hit the ball and after some time the ball came back with a note "Next time ball lands on moon it will not be returned" "
Bye folks for a week. I am off for some stuid job.
MundiO guppaN shuppaN taaN chaldiyaN e rehndiyaN ne...mein tuhanu sachi gal sunana vaaN. Tusi te hun amreekan hoye te tuhanu har amreeki shai changi lagdi ve...par saun Rabb di......Ih amreeka de hotel shotel te kujh vi nai ve. Hotel te saade Punjab ch
ne. vaddi nehar te jehRa Maule Jatt da Nava..HiTech restaurent khuliya ai ohdi
te gal e ki kehni ve. Khana vi majjedaar te kamm vi saara modern
technology naal hunda ve. NaviaN naviaN machina khana cook karan lai ne ohna
kole. Tusi computer te order karo taaN......mintou minti order ander janda
aye te dooji window te tuhada man-pasand khana tiyar ho ke aa janda
aye.
Jadd mein te Hamida picchli vaar othey gaye....taaN ki hoya pai
Hamide da dil Tandoori chicken nu baRa kare.....mein kia mauhriya chhad
pareh kuchh horr kha mar lai. Par ih te vahi khehRe e pai gia.
asin kia challo vekh laine vaan ehna da tandoori chicken vi...hotel
malak ne saanu kia "Chaudryio! koi gal nai je tuhanu na pasand ayea te
saanu koi ghaata nai pain laga ve. asin vapas lai lavaN ge"....Hamide ne
order window te khaR ke computer vich ikk garma garma tandoori chicken
da order bhariya. Chief Cook ne saade sahmne ikk jionda jagda baRha sohna jia murga
phaRiya te machine di "Input Slot" vich sutt ditta....machine ne thoRhi ji ghooN ghooN keeti te ikko mint vich dooji window (Out Put) te garma garm bhaphaN chhad da chicken plate vich paros ke aa giya...Mein ikk leg piece chukiya te swad vekhiya..mainu
kuchh pasand jia na ayea.....Haamide ne vi ikk boti lai par ohne vi sir phair ditta.....mein Cook nu kia "janaab, ih chicken te saade kuchh pasand nai aa. Veer Hamida amreeka toN ayea ve koi changa jia chicken banao"..oh kehnda "koi gal nai Baadshao! vapas kar lainey vaaN.
tuhanu navaN tiyar kar dainey vaaN" ohne tandoori chicken vaali plate
vapas machine di "Reconstruct Slot" vich sutti te dooje pasioN laal laal
kalgi vaala chitta chitta murga jionda jaagda bahar a giya....par ikk gal MaRi hui...
vichaara ikk tang toN thoRha jiha langh marda si..........asin do botiaN joo kha laiyaN si.......
galaN te horr vi bahut ne Maule Jatt de Dhabe diaN....par pherr kittey karaN ge ajj mein
thoRha jia kahli vich vaaN....Bill ne...............ahoo......oh apne Bill Clinton ne ghare bulaya ve....ajj Chelsea da birthday joo hoya.........mere
bailee NYAhmedi te Hamida.....baRhe soot boot paa ke aye ne naal jaan
nu...bahar darwaza bhannde paiye ne......sohne rabb ne chahiya taaN
chheti milaN ge......onna chir tusi aapniaN guppaN shuppaN sunao ikk dooje nu.....mein taaN sauN Rabb de zara jhooth nayiOn bolda........sachiN sauN rabb di.. :)
PG: Good one but don't you think it is an old joke? I started this thread for the gups only, No Jokes please because if we start writing Jokes here, then the BIG BHAOW (the moderator) would close this thread with a nice smile and simple words saying "nice discussion, please move to the appropriate forum"
So All participants, please concentrate on the gups only like ChannMahi does.
Here is an other gup I just remebered. A pakistani in my University used to tell this to his American Class fellows to empress the gorees.
He said that he belonged to a very very very reputable family in Pakistan. His family is some type of chief family and the gup he told the people to support his claim was that when ever his family decides to go for shopping, all the departmental stores (rural Sindh\Punjab area, where I belong too, and departmental store?) in that area did not let any other customer to get into the stores that day until his family chooses one store for shopping. And as soon as his family gets into that store, the store management closes all the doors so that no one else can enter the store until his family finishes all the shopping.
See how big guppeee he is?
Can any one compete this GUP? a big challenge to every one.......?
Promoting Islam and Pakistan positively won't insult your intelligence. Unless you are an IDIOT.
