One punjabi man goes to Karachi to get a job. He gets a job as a waiter in a restaurant. He did have his shortcomings though.
He always used to argue and he used to get offended with the way everyone teased him about Punjabis.
One day he throws a challenge to a person to see how intelligent he was.
The person asked him a question:
“There are 4 people in my house, 1)my mother, 2)my father, 3)my beautiful wife who is the 4th person?”
The Punjabi thinks… thinks … and thinks…
Finally he gives up and accepts that all punjabi’s are nerds and asks the person the answer.
The Person reples, " 1)my mother, 2)my father, 3)my beautiful wife and 4)me."
After a few months the punjabi goes to back to his homeland for a vacation and tells his experiences to all his friends.
But like him they also argue and accept the challenge for him to ask them any question.
So, the Punjabi waiter asks them the same question and not surprisingly nobody answers.
Then Punjabi waiter tell them the answer, "1) my mother, 2) my father, 3) my beautiful wife and 4) the customer in Karachi…
It was funny. But i wish u hadn't said punjabis :-(
The first time Adam had a chance, he laid the blame on women-
Nancy Astor
hmmm.. hehehehe trust me i,ve heard the same joke with a sardar in it.
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