Doctor OR Engineer,
who is more smart ?
Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store…
As they were busy looking around, Engineer
stole 3 chocolate bars…
As they left the store, Engineer said to
Doctor : “Man! I’m the best thief ever, I
stole 3 chocolates and no one saw me.
You can’t beat that” Doctor replied: “You wanna see something better?
Let’s go back to the shop and I’ll
show you real stealing”
So they went to the counter and Doctor said to the Shop boy: “Do you wanna see magic..?”
The Shop boy replied: “Yes..!!!” Doctor said: “Give me one chocolate bar!”
The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it…
He asked for the second, and he ate that as well.. He asked for the third, and finished that one too…
The shop boy asked: “But where’s the magic..?”
Doctor replied: “Check in my friend’s pocket, and you’ll find them..!!!” 
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Hey now. You switched. It was suppose to be the engineer showing the magic....lol
Re: ~Who is smart~
doctor ne b wohi chocolates khayein jo engineer ne churayein 
wahh 
btw ye joke Pakistani n american citizen pe bna wa
churata american khata pakistani 
Re: ~Who is smart~
This joke reminded me another joke .... here it is,
Three PAKISTANIS and three INDIANS are traveling by train to a Cricket match at the World Cup, while in England.
At the station, the 3 INDIANS buy a ticket each and watch as the three PAKISTANIS buy just one ticket for them all.
"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks one of the INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers one of the PAKISTANI.
They all board the train. The INDIANS take their respective seats but all three PAKISTANIS cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train departs, the ticket checker comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says," Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The ticket checker takes it and moves on. The INDIANS see this and agree that it was quite a clever idea.
So after the game, they decide to copy the Pakistani style on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy one ticket for there on the return trip. To their astonishment, the PAKISTANIS don`t buy ticket at all! !!
How are you going to travel without a ticket?" says one perplexed INDIANS. "Watch and learn," answers a PAKISTANI. When they board the train the three INDIANS cram into one toilet and soon after the three PAKISTANIS cram into another nearby toilet. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Pakistani leaves the toilet and walks over to the toilet where the INDIANS are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please."
The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The PAKISTANI takes the ticket and goes back into his toilet.