who is best?indian army or pak army?

So, you really want to test on India? Don’t you? :dixsi:

Yeah, that BS you believe.

Well to find out who is BEST read on...

When the Indians were being delivered their new fleet of fighter jets, an instructor espically came from Russia to explain the Indidan Air Force & Army the simplictiy of the operation of the planes.

So when the first plane was delivered, the instructor told the Indian Army " this has 3 buttons, the one on the top is to take off, the one on the left is to go left and the one on the right is to go right."

The soldiers nodded in understanding. But one soldier raised his hand and asked " But sir, how will we get down?"

The instuctor replied "Oh ! Leave that to the Pakistanis"

^ :rotfl: Hats off to PAF :hehe:

no no keep the hats on! otherwise your 'quality' paflots will experience severe glare and won't make it in time to the surrender ceremony. last time Niazi (was that his name?) was quite upset waiting for paflots!

Just for the record; 93,000 soldiers did not surrender to India. Pakistan did not have such a large army in those days. The actual number of Pakistani soldiers who surrendered was somewhere in the range of 12-15 thousand. The rest were civilians or police/paramilitary forces. who sided with Pakistan.
These are verified facts, and as fara s air superiority is concerned the East Pakistan forces only had 12 fighter.

what meticulous records! in spite of such 'quality' record keeping about such 'quality' military's surrender, how come many don't seem to understand the facts pointed out by such 'quality' records?

Zakk, stats cover more than they reveal...you know that!

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*Originally posted by Jagjeevan: *
what meticulous records! in spite of such 'quality' record keeping about such 'quality' military's surrender, how come many don't seem to understand the facts pointed out by such 'quality' records?
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We are talking about Today's Quality, you know that ;)

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*Originally posted by Jagjeevan: *
no no keep the hats on! otherwise your 'quality' paflots will experience severe glare and won't make it in time to the surrender ceremony. last time Niazi (was that his name?) was quite upset waiting for paflots!
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If you want more jokes go under jokes forum I have posted there which I can't post here since they are not related here ;)

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*Originally posted by rvikz: *
one thing everybody forgets despite both army facing each other
at the those critical times both sides did not provoke each other .
that shows the maturity and decipline of both armies.
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are u gone mad?

 both the armies had  traded firings across the border ....

it was u.s pressure that compelled both the countries scooping in to a war and not ur so called `discipline and maturity'.

reality bites u..................  :hehe:

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*Originally posted by Zakk: *
Just for the record; 93,000 soldiers did not surrender to India. Pakistan did not have such a large army in those days.
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You may like to browse through 'Guiness Book of World Records' for verification of fact. :D. It is registered there.

Have the coward 'Muslim Burning Hindus' started the 'Decisive Battle' yet - with their superior army :) Or they only good at burning thousands of unarmed Muslims of India and sending over a hundred thousand to the refugee camps. Not to mention the other Hindu trait of violaing the womb of Muslim women and ripping their unborn babies apart!!

Good Ol' whining Indians. Spending over $14billion per annum on defense, yet these Muslim burning cowards do not have the the guts to attack a small nation like Pakistan :)

what! pakistan, small? i thought you'd reworked the math and geography by now and proved that pakistan is really the biggest country in arabia by now? or is it just history you guys rewrite with every new junta?