who can understand women?

a man met a genie, as quite powerful and versatile that genie was he ask the man.
"oye matty I can grant you two wishes, and they can be anything, they'll be done just like dat". genie snapped his finger.

"can you really" Man answers impatiently.

"Oh yea just ask my man, and it'll be done in no time".
the genie boosted confidently.

so man explains "Can you build me a bridge between britain n france... so I could drive every evening to paris for a paint of chilled stella, instead of going to local pub cus its kind of boring....you know".
That was the first thing which came to his mind so he fired it off.

"Well... yea but just for a drink? think about all the kharcha involved and not to mention my heard work".....genie frowned.

"Oh okay leav it,.....I know what I want", man jumps with excitment like he knew what he wanted.

"Well I would like to have a greater understanding of women's behaviour, like to be able understand their way of thinking...you know" he looked at the genie.. and and I wish I could predict their every move".... man stops and looks at genie.

eemmmmmm genie looked lost.....and puzzled... scrached his tind then answers after a while.
"so how many lanes di ya wanted on that bridge then.."

_Janat · June 25, 2002, 5:18pm

hahahahhahaha! Lolzzz hahahhaha

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Janat