Once there were 3 guys.
American, Indian and Pakistani.
All 3 were caught drinking in some Arab country.
They were charged for breaking islamic laws, within a “islamic” state.
They were all sentenced 100 whips each.
however, the jailer being all warmhearted gave them all an option to wish for something that can be done in accordance with their punishment, something which can ease the pain.
So the american guy goes first. He says my wish is to have the lashes reduced to 0, the jailer said thats one thing you can’t do. So he got them reduced to 50, and his other wish is to get a pillow tide to his back, so they tide a pillow to his back and he got whipped 50 times.eventually the pillow ripped and he got whipped bad.
It was the indian’s turn, so he also requested a low number of whips for his wish. He got it down to 25. and tide 2 pillows to his back instead of one. Eventually the pillows ripped and he also got whipped hard.
atlast it was the pakistani’s turn. jailer said do you havea wish?
pakistani says, “my first wish is that my whips to be increased to 200!” everyone looks at him in amazement 
he then says, my other wish is to have these two tied to my back!
