Which type of Woman is your Girlfriend?
INTERNET woman
Woman of difficult access
SERVER woman
Always busy when you need her
WINDOWS woman
Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live
without her
EXCEL woman
They say she can do a lot of things, but you mostly use her to achieve
your basic requirements
D.O.S. woman
Everyone had her, but no one wants her any more
VIRUS woman
Also known as wife, when you are not expecting her, she comes , install
herself and uses all your resources, if you try to uninstall her you
will
lose something, if you don’t uninstall her you will lose everything
SCREENSAVER woman
She is not worth for anything, but at least she is fun
RAM woman
She forgets everything you say when you disconnect her
HARD DISK woman
She remembers everything forever
MULTIMEDIA woman
She makes horrible things look beautiful
USER woman
She messes up everything she does and she ask always more than she
needs
CD-ROM woman
She is always faster and faster
E-Mail woman
Every ten things she says eight are non sense
